All internet veterans can fluently read The Geek Code.

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Version: 3.12
GS/CS dx s-:- a++ C++(+++)$ UL++++$ P+++ L++++ E+ W++
N o-- K? w(---) O- M- V- PS+ PE+ Y+ PGP++>+++ t 5? X--
R- !tv b++ DI++ D---- G++ e++++ h---- r+++ y?
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